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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I turned on the news for a while

Tiger Woods got dropped by Gatorade.

Mike Rounds, appointed Tiger Woods, er, his best friend’s daughter to a state senate seat. “Fischer had a daughter?"

Tiger, er, Harry Reid said the Democrats would drop all objections to any bill titled “Health Care Reform,” no matter its content.

34th woman in a week claims having had an affair with Harry, er, Tiger Woods.

1 comment:

Taunia said...

Tiger is really the father to the eight kids of John and Kate Plus 8.

Neither Tiger nor his 10 children are now on tv, since all advertising with Tiger has been pulled and John and Kate Plus 8 has been canceled.

He MUST be their dad.

I want to write for theonion.com.