The headline might have carried more punch in the active voice: "Cow Damages Semi...." Of course, I'd have gone for something even punchier: "Semi Obliterates Cow...."
Things are not adding up here... the cow damaged the semi but then the cow walked home with only a slight limp? That sounds more like Bull to me than a cow story.
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The headline might have carried more punch in the active voice: "Cow Damages Semi...." Of course, I'd have gone for something even punchier: "Semi Obliterates Cow...."
This is South Dakota, fer cryin' out loud. It's only news when vehicles aren't hitting cows.
maybe it was a black angus and they were trying to make a black friday connection, but that bit of information was lost along the way.
Things are not adding up here... the cow damaged the semi but then the cow walked home with only a slight limp?
That sounds more like Bull to me than a cow story.
They don't make semis like they used to.
Bob you mean the truck was semi tough?
Nobody wins when the open range is a paved road.
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