The whole point of free speech is not to make ideas exempt from criticism but to expose them to it.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

In this economy...

If the bank returns a check someone gave you marked "Insufficient Funds," you need call the bank and ask if they meant them or the person who wrote the check.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked what size vest I wore.

1 comment:

Taunia said...

ROFL! I've shown this to four people so far.