Today,
So. Dak. Representative Louvely Bestworst (D.--Isabella) introduced
legislation that would make it illegal "to withhold service from anyone
who has the money to pay you for your services, no matter what you may
think of their personal attributes."
Bestworst said, "This bill will put a stop to the inhuman, and worse, insensitive, practice of turning people down who want to cut a deal with you, just because you don't like them or how they look or how you imagine they think."
State Senator Cecil Hardwhack (R. -- Deers Ears) said, "Jesus Christ! If that passes then I'll have to put up a sign at my hardware store that says 'No fuckin' shirt, no fuckin' shoes, no fuckin' problem'"
Bestworst said, "This bill will put a stop to the inhuman, and worse, insensitive, practice of turning people down who want to cut a deal with you, just because you don't like them or how they look or how you imagine they think."
State Senator Cecil Hardwhack (R. -- Deers Ears) said, "Jesus Christ! If that passes then I'll have to put up a sign at my hardware store that says 'No fuckin' shirt, no fuckin' shoes, no fuckin' problem'"
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