The oldest profession; selling oneself for what one can get.

Tomorrow, May 30 2012, I will drive about 617 miles and eat parts of six uglyburgers at four stops and sample the fuel at one stop. I will gross about $450 for doing so. Sound like a job you'd enjoy? Hope my car holds up. Remember when I was considering jobs that paid $10? That was before I found out how crazy the corporations are. I am a whore. And not even really that high-priced. Son of a bitch! I could get more, I think.