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Thursday, September 16, 2010

New caption contest.

The winner of this one gets to buy me coffee. Caption either picture or the set.


13 comments:

repete said...

Why did the cow cross the fence? (sorry... I'll shut up now lol)

larry kurtz said...

#1) Hey Harriet! Mecca is THIS way!

#2) Yeah. So?

Ken G said...

"Gateway Cowputer, crunching terabytes of grass, one blade at a time."

Bill Fleming said...

"Don't just stand there shooting pictures, asswipe. Come get me the f*ck out of here."

Bill Fleming said...

Top shot: "I wonder what would happen if I smoked this."

Bill Fleming said...

Speech bubble over top cow says "Moi. moi."

Caption: Selfish French Cow.

Bob Newland said...

From Alsace Holstein?

Bill Dithmer said...

Nebraska cows, South Dakota grass
The best food belongs to someone else

repete said...

Trained drug cow verifies there is no new wacky grass on Newland's side of the fence. Trooper Oxner was quoted as saying, "This is a whole new field of opportunity for the Highway Patrol."

repete said...

>> Trooper Oxner with his balls removed becomes Charlie Cow. Is still overtly interested in Bob's side of the fence.

>> A Trained Gateway Drug Cow searching for those wacky weeds.

taco said...

Speech bubble over top cow says "Moi. moi."

Caption: Selfish French Cow. - this should be the winner - too funny.

Bill Fleming said...

Taco, thanks. I think it's funny too. But it's not completely original. I saw something similar* on a greeting card about 20 years ago, and am still laughing about it. Probably not fair to have it win the contest.

Glad you laughed though.

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*It was a cartoon of a group of cows in a field all saying "moi." The caption was "Selfish cows from France."

Douglas said...

Obvious photographic evidence shows grass with no cow piss on it tastes better*

* Pixel evidence may be off by more than 5%.