Why did the cow cross the fence? (sorry... I'll shut up now lol)
#1) Hey Harriet! Mecca is THIS way!#2) Yeah. So?
"Gateway Cowputer, crunching terabytes of grass, one blade at a time."
"Don't just stand there shooting pictures, asswipe. Come get me the f*ck out of here."
Top shot: "I wonder what would happen if I smoked this."
Speech bubble over top cow says "Moi. moi."Caption: Selfish French Cow.
From Alsace Holstein?
Nebraska cows, South Dakota grassThe best food belongs to someone else
Trained drug cow verifies there is no new wacky grass on Newland's side of the fence. Trooper Oxner was quoted as saying, "This is a whole new field of opportunity for the Highway Patrol."
>> Trooper Oxner with his balls removed becomes Charlie Cow. Is still overtly interested in Bob's side of the fence.>> A Trained Gateway Drug Cow searching for those wacky weeds.
Speech bubble over top cow says "Moi. moi."Caption: Selfish French Cow. - this should be the winner - too funny.
Taco, thanks. I think it's funny too. But it's not completely original. I saw something similar* on a greeting card about 20 years ago, and am still laughing about it. Probably not fair to have it win the contest.Glad you laughed though.__________________________*It was a cartoon of a group of cows in a field all saying "moi." The caption was "Selfish cows from France."
Obvious photographic evidence shows grass with no cow piss on it tastes better** Pixel evidence may be off by more than 5%.
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