I wonder if they offer a course titled, "Imperial dragnet avoidance for Afghani taxi drivers, ca. 2001-2002."
Bob, everybody knows you're supposed to lie on your resume. It's the American way, man. I'm thinking: "Civil Engineer" - 3 years, Saudia Arabia"Community Organizer" - 2 years, Afghanistan"Human Resource Department" - 5 years, Cuba"Paralegal Assistant" - 3 Years, CubaFour languages, pilot training, explosives expert.And like that.
I think it would be (for many) more like:Born 1985.1991-1998: School1998-2001: Goatherder2001-2011: Prisoner, experiencing fingernail extraction and career resume preparation.Statement: I was herding goats. I saw a guy dressed like me pointing at me. He was talking to an U.S. Army guy. The Army guy gave the other guy some money. Then he told a bunch of U. S. Army guys to grab me. That was the last time I saw anybody I know.
Naw, too truthful, Bob. That's why they need the classes. To learn how to spin it.
I mean, why go back to goatherding? He's famous now. Hey, if Sarah Palin can do it...
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