Whereas Eric the Red milked cows in Greenland; and
Whereas cows are still milked in South Dakota; and
Whereas my grandson rebukes me for throwing beer cans and cigarettes out the window; and
Whereas evry ting is related to evry udder ting;
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, by the House of Representatives of the Eighty-fifth Legislature of the State of South Dakota, the Senate concurring therein, that the South Dakota Legislature urges that instruction in the public schools relating to evry ting include the caveat that evry ting will be disputed by godless communists.
Now, let's see if the Legislative Research Council wants to try to screw that up.