Friday, February 12, 2010

I told you the party was over. Now get out.

From today's Rapid City Journal:

Local woman accused of stabbing guest with butcher knife

A woman who allegedly stabbed her house guest in the thigh with a butcher knife could face 15 years in prison.

Monica Lone Hill, 30, pleaded not guilty to a charge of aggravated assault at her initial appearance Thursday.

Lone Hill was arrested on Tuesday after allegedly attacking her victim while in a drunken fit, according to a Pennington County prosecutor.

Magistrate Judge Shawn Pahlke set Lone Hill's bond at $5,000, ordered her to have no contact with her victim and to abstain from consuming alcohol.

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5 comments:

  1. Michael SanbornFebruary 12, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    I suspect they were fighting over who actually won the final round of Mah Jong.

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  2. Wayne GilbertFebruary 12, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    The argument was actually over whether Picasso's blue period was the result of a creative decision or simply the result of a better price on blue paint.

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  3. TauniaFebruary 12, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    Funny, Wayne.

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  4. DouglasFebruary 13, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    The actual script washed off her hand and the improv went violent.

    Repeating hopey, changey over and over again did not help her one bit.

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  5. Bob NewlandFebruary 13, 2010 at 8:40 PM

    That's right, Wayne. The conversation went like this: "I'll show you blue paint, you friend of Satan."

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