Digital rectal exam. A man wearing a curtain and no pants. I can't be seeing this. I can't be... oh, wait: it's KDLT. Text that should have run as banner over the interview: "If I can touch one person...." The handshake... !!! That could be the most amazing moment of South Dakota television since Shawn Cable shouted "Great God!" in the face of a tornado the night Manchester blew away.
I know! If you made this up for a SNL skit, Cory, they wouldn't run it. It's just too unbelievable... but there it is anyway. I also like when the doc says, 'most of the men who have it done will say, why didn't I have it sooner?'
SNL skit -- exactly! The whole segment, including the newsgal's studiously deadpan opening (with just a clear hint of, "I went to J-school to introduce this?!") has that Palinesque quality of reality out-satirizing satire.
Plus the element of "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain..." ...or the bum behind the curtain... or the two bums... Whatever! I can't stop laughing about this. Someone just shoot me.
You guys are being a little anal, aren't you? Holy ejaculation, Batman! I love the glove coming out from behind his back. SURPRISE!
You think THIS is funny? It's all I can do to refrain from telling the story of my first exam from my pal, Dr. Craig Hayes back in my Deadwood days. But I'm thinking, this being the Decorum Forum and all.
I see you guys found my video... haha
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