Friday, June 26, 2009

Balls of Steel.

Wow, does Governor Sanford (SC) have
some major cajónes or what?

He calls a cabinet meeting, gives a few
brief apologies to a few key people,
then does a little light ass chewing
and tells everybody to get back to work.

One macho dude.

That Argentine woman must be a sizzler.

3 comments:

  1. Imagine this is a song, sing it rather than read it as prose; you'll pick up the melody instinctively.

    It will help if you have a at least a passing relationship with the works of Bob Dylan and Hank Thompson.

    Imagine it is being sung by..., oh, some politician who recently got caught honeydippin'.
    *************

    WHY CAN'T I?

    They did it.
    They got awaaay with it.
    Why can’t I get awaaaaaay with it, too.

    I loved her.
    I’m a guvner.
    Why can’t I get awaaaaaay with it, too.

    They say I am a hypocrite.
    But I said I’m sorry. I really aaaaaam.
    Why can’t I get awaaaaaay with it, too.

    My wife is a trooper.
    I pulled a blooper.
    Why can’t I get awaaaaaay with it, too.

    I’m a Republican.
    I stand for family.
    I think you need me.
    Like my family doooooooes.
    Why caaaaaaan’t I get awaaaaaay with it, too.

    REPEAT VERSES OR ADD VERSES AS THEY OCCUR TO YOU

    END SONG

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  2. "That Argentine woman must be a sizzler."

    Oh yeah.

    video
    http://www.charlotteobserver.com/747/story/800761.html?storylink=omni_popular

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  3. Well, there you have it then. Here's the music video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2KgzKETBw

    Some things are just worth giving up government for*.

    Ask Mark Anthony.

    (*Holy smokes, that sounds like a libertine talking!)

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